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Estimated delivery dates: Aug 6, 2026 - Aug 14, 2026
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Unisex Standard T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Zip Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
19.25 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
21.25 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
23.25 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
25.25 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
27.25 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
29 in
32 in
38.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
18 in
28 in
33.5 in
M
20 in
29 in
35 in
L
22 in
30 in
36.5 in
XL
24 in
31 in
38 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
39.5 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
39.5 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
39 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's V-Neck T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Long Sleeve T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
13.25 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
14 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
14.75 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
15.75 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
16.75 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Hooded Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
26 in
32 in
M
22 in
27.5 in
33 in
L
24 in
28 in
34.5 in
XL
26 in
29.5 in
35.5 in
2XL
28 in
30 in
37 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
15 in
27.56 in
M
16.1 in
27.95 in
L
17 in
28.35 in
XL
18.1 in
29.13 in
2XL
18.9 in
29.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies V Neck T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Youth T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
XS (4-5 years)
16 in
20.5 in
13.5 in
S (6-7 years)
17 in
22 in
14.5 in
M (8-9 years)
18 in
23.5 in
15.5 in
L (10-11 years)
19 in
25 in
16.5 in
XL (12-13 years)
20 in
26.5 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Mug
Twill Cap
360 Crown
Front Crown
22.24 in
12.6 in
Visor's Length
Visor's Width
6.69 in
4.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Tumbler
Cloth Face Mask
Baseball Jersey Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
S
29.92 in
34.65 in
14.96 in
M
30.31 in
37.8 in
16.14 in
L
30.71 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
XL
31.1 in
44.09 in
18.5 in
2XL
31.5 in
48.03 in
19.69 in
3XL
31.89 in
51.97 in
20.87 in
4XL
32.28 in
55.91 in
22.05 in
5XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
23.23 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Jersey Tank
Size
Length
Bust
XS
27.6 in
39.2 in
S
28.4 in
40.8 in
M
29.2 in
42.4 in
L
30 in
45.6 in
XL
30.8 in
48 in
2XL
31.6 in
50.4 in
3XL
32.4 in
52.8 in
4XL
33.2 in
55.2 in
5XL
34 in
57.6 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Suit
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
Pant Lengths
Waist
Hip
XS
24.8 in
36.22 in
13.39 in
18.11 in
23.62 in
38.58 in
S
25.79 in
37.8 in
13.78 in
18.9 in
25.2 in
40.16 in
M
26.77 in
39.37 in
14.17 in
19.69 in
26.77 in
41.73 in
L
27.76 in
40.94 in
14.57 in
20.47 in
28.35 in
43.31 in
XL
28.74 in
42.52 in
14.96 in
21.26 in
29.92 in
44.88 in
2XL
29.72 in
44.09 in
15.35 in
22.05 in
31.5 in
46.46 in
3XL
30.71 in
45.67 in
15.75 in
22.83 in
33.07 in
48.03 in
4XL
31.69 in
47.24 in
16.14 in
23.62 in
34.65 in
49.61 in
5XL
33.07 in
48.82 in
16.54 in
32.28 in
36.22 in
51.18 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Hawaiian Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Sleeve
XS
27.17 in
37.8 in
16.54 in
S
27.95 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
M
28.74 in
44.09 in
18.11 in
L
29.53 in
47.24 in
19.09 in
XL
30.31 in
50.39 in
19.88 in
2XL
31.1 in
53.54 in
20.87 in
3XL
31.89 in
56.69 in
21.65 in
4XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
22.64 in
5XL
34.25 in
62.99 in
24.02 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Comedy-driven merchandise and podcast culture continue to shape modern streetwear through surreal humor, inside jokes, and distinctive character-driven branding. This design reflects that trend with a playful, unconventional visual identity that leans into absurdist humor and pop-culture references. Built on comfortable cotton with a relaxed fit, it serves as both casual apparel and a fan-centric collectible associated with contemporary comedy communities. The graphics emphasize eccentric storytelling and personality-driven branding that resonates with podcast audiences and alternative comedy fans. The Official Theo Von Merch Store Rat King Cup Shirts TheoVon captures this niche intersection of humor and fashion, translating comedic identity into wearable streetwear with a distinctive and memorable aesthetic.
Kaylin R.A. Nelson (verified owner) –
Oh my God! The quality of the shirt here is excellent. I will definitely come back here again.
Hayden Alan (verified owner) –
I love the shirt but it’s already loosing a bit of the logo the shirt isn’t very long but still I like it it’s a nice fabric and I’d recommend
David Sedaris Claire Delacroix (verified owner) –
Great staff and service! Perfect shirts for any person. We bought the suit for my dad. It’s looks perfect! Thanks a lot and we definitely will come back!
Rosamund Hodge Victoria (verified owner) –
Absolutely love the t shirt. It feels so soft and comfy and the packaging was great with no plastic!